READ THIS BEFORE ASKING OR CONTINUING!!!!
1. THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY OFFICIAL LOSTPROPHETS PAGE- IF YOU ARE TALKING TO SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE FROM THE BAND, THEY ARE PROBABLY LYING. NO ONE HAS A PERSONAL PAGE ON BUZZNET.
2. YES, WE THE BAND RUN THIS PAGE.
3. IT IS NOT A STREET TEAMER OR WEB GUY. (ALTHOUGH IF WE CANT GET TO THE COMPUTER OUR WEB GIRL WILL PUT STUFF UP FOR US)
4. YES IT REALLY IS US.
5. YUP IT HONESTLY IS.
6. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES MAIL US WITH OFFERS TO JOIN GROUPS. WE DONT WANT TO AND WE DONT CARE.
7. DO MAIL US IF YOU WANT TO ASK US SOMETHING RAD OR SAY SOMETHING RISQUE.
8. THE NEW RECORD IS CALLED "LIBERATION TRANSMISSION"
9. IF YOU JUST WANT TO TELL US SOMETHING, THEN LEAVE A COMMENT. NO EMAIL IS REQUIRED.
10. THE NEW RECORD IS OUT NOW!!!
11. CALL UP YOUR RADIO STATION AND REQUEST OUR SONGS.
12. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS PAGE AND SPREAD THE WORD LIKE THE LITTLE MONKEY IN "OUTBREAK" DID WITH HER DISEASE.
13. THE SINGLE IS OUT NOW!
14. WE WILL TOUR THIS YEAR AND NEXT YEAR ALL OVER THE WORLD
15. LOSTPROPHETS MEMBERS ARE NOT: DENNIS LYXEN, ROWDY RODDY PIPER, BILL BLANKS, COREY HART, BERNARD BUTLET, JAMES TAYLOR, CHUCK SCHULDINER, JOHN TARDY, SONNY BONO, FAT MIKE, TERRY "HULK" HOGAN, HAMBURGLER, LIPPY LIPTON, MARK ROMANCK, PHILLIP SCHOFIELD AND JARVIS COCKER.
16. YOU SHOULD ADD YOURSELF TO OUR MAILING LIST AT WWW.LOSTPROPHETS.COM
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